Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Beware of Kangen Water

I tried Kangen Water yesterday. Some pale-skinned woman covered from head to toe in white clothing and a huge white hat brought some to our gym. The Kangen folks claim that their high-Ph water has all kinds of amazing benefits . . . according to some tall tale, there was even a person who was cured of cancer and could drop his chemo treatments because he drank the Kangen water. Thank G-d I (am or was) healthy and did not need it for any such cause; rather, I was just curious. Unfortunately, it had negative effects on me.

About 2 hours after drinking a 16 oz. water bottle filled with 8.5 ph Kangen water, I developed a low-grade fever. Later in the afternoon, I got chilly from the air conditioner, which was set at 78. But then, when I turned it off, I got so hot and sweat profusely. Last night, when I got home from watching the Bachelorette finale with my friends, while changing into my pj's I noticed a rash all over my body. This morning the rash is still there, I feel a little feverish and am on my way to the doctor.

Damn Kangen water. I'm pretty sure this is your fault.

2 comments:

Marilyn Robertson said...

There is a very good chance that your body is much more toxic than you realize. Some people find when starting on KANGEN WATER that they have slight detoxing symptoms. (I call them "rebounding symptoms".) The body needs to detox and will jump at the chance when it has the right tools. KANGEN WATER is that tool. The symptoms can be varied, such as you have mentioned, and normally last just a couple of days. There are many international medical studies about KANGEN WATER. It has just come to the U.S., but has been used in hospitals and clinics around the world for over 35 years. You mentioned a lady dressed all in white came and gave you some KANGEN to try. Perhaps she was your angel. If you continue using this amazing anti-oxidant you will enjoy a life that is much healthier than the path you are on.

Alkaline Water said...

"You mentioned a lady dressed all in white came and gave you some KANGEN to try. Perhaps she was your angel"

I didn't know angels were involved in the multi-level-marketing schemes.